Hey guys! So I finally found out I can change my outfits via my little Avatar closet. I thought I only had 4 choices, hence my black cocktail dress I wore last week. No wonder I was freezing during the polar vortex. Anyways, so I am dressed appropriately now for the weather, long sleeves and jeans!
My week was super busy as usual, but something happened on Thursday that made me furious! On January 16th between 2:30 pm and 2:45pm on Park Avenue (in Haddonfield) between Longwood Avenue and Pyle Avenue (before Crystal Lake Avenue) I passed a car flying by me as I turned a slight corner. This street only has a speed limit of 25 miles. Not 65 or 75, but 25 miles. I didn’t pay much attention to the make or color of the car, but I should have. Next thing I see as I slowly drive past the corner are feathers flying everywhere. I see a line of about 20 geese all stunned and looking at one goose flopping around. I couldn’t drive forward because all of them were blocking the entire road. This is a slow road and there weren’t any cars around. This is not a busy road at all. All I could do was sit helplessly in my car as I watched this poor goose try to lift up its head and try to walk. Its neck was broken and all it could do was flop up and down. The look on the other geese was heartbreaking as they just watched and wondered what to do. Why would someone hit a goose in a 25 mile speed limit road when there weren’t any cars around? Couldn’t they have driven around the goose? Were they paying attention? Were they on their phone? Are they so effin blind they can’t see a goose cross the road? Geese waddle across the road. They are NOT deer who dart out in front of you! I know you don’t have much of a choice if it’s a very busy road and there are cars behind you, but this is one of the slowest roads in South Jersey. Most people stop for the geese and let them cross. But not this douche bag!! What a total mother effin jerk! Geese are protected under the Wildlife protection act. I feel as if this goose was intentionally hit!
The next time I see someone hit a goose on purpose, I will physically pick up their stupid car and throw it to the side of the road. I will get your license plate number, call the police and report you!
Good thing I’m not a judge or else I’d make anyone who kills geese on purpose wear a huge sign around their neck by the side of the road where they killed a goose. The sign would say, “Honk if you think I’ve evil for killing a goose at this spot!” Or I just hope everyone who kills an innocent animal reincarnates as that animal that they purposefully killed with their car. I don’t believe in reincarnation, but if I did…
Twerking. Seriously the dumbest word and action ever evented. Just the mere thought of it makes me want to throw up.
If you dare twerk in front of my face, I will seriously dragonball you! I’m not kidding! Here I am practicing on my friends. Haha.
I wished that this week had been all rainbows and unicorns, but it wasn’t. Maybe next week will be better and hopefully someone won’t make me mad like what happened on Thursday.
Tomorrow I’m going to the movies to see one of the Oscar contenders. I think I’ll see 12 Years a Slave. I wrote a blog about it last year stating it looked like an Oscar contender. I was right. I know a good movie when I see one. I’m looking forward to the cinematography and story. Remind me not to wear mascara as I feel I will cry at this one. Slavery is such a sad, sad issue. Anyways, I might just live tweet it. If you follow me on twitter, you’ll know if I do or will.
Here is my blog about “12 Years a Slave” from back in September.
12 Years a Slave Blog Post
Until next time my loves!